“Out of the darkness of my life, so much frustrated, I put before you the one great thing to love on earth: the Blessed Sacrament. . . . There you will find romance, glory, honour, fidelity, and the true way of all your loves on earth, and more than that: Death." - J.R.R. Tolkien

...that moment when you realize a caricature of The Pope still makes him look thinner and better looking than he currently does